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@3MISCALLANEOUS QUOTES
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@1
"You see, I am just a pretty face."
-David Bellamy, (TQM22)
"Maybe we're all enemy agents."
-Hawkwind, (Marvel Super Heroes8)
"Look, reality hasn't had anything to do with what I've been doing for
a long time so it can shut up and get lost now!"
-Dave, Derek Muir, (Mage Wars7)
"The spider crawled up his leg, so he stabbed it. His leg, that is."
-GM, (RQ314)
"Trust me - I know what I'm doing!"
-John Watt, Andrew Boulton, (Aftermath!10)
"I'm not touching that rabbit - I haven't got enough hit points!"
-Cleric, (D&D26)
"...Or I'll get run over by a stampeding rabbit."
-Adam, Andrew Moreton,(Heads of State35)
GM : "He's wearing a Russian hat, carrying a German rifle, and riding
an American horse."
Player: "How do we know it's American?"
GM : "It's not going 'clipski-clopski'!"
-(Aftermath!10)
"Want to hold my sword, little girl?"
-Sir Agran, NPC, (D&D26)
Vlad : "If he's skilled enough to throw his sword like that, he must be
pretty good."
Smith: "Yeah, but he hasn't got a sword anymore..."
-Sean Rowan, Andrew Boulton, (D&D26)
"Okay, so that's a major fish-slice followed by a moderate squid..."
-Nick Eden, (Car Wars30)
"Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to do or fuck off if the
percentages
get too low!"
-Celeb, NPC, (Psi World11)
Woody : "We're safe."
Carter: "Safe?"
Woody : "Well, relatively safe."
Carter: "Relative to what?"
Woody : "Err...relative to not being very safe."
-Cliff Billing, Andrew Boulton, (Cyberpunk18)
GM : "Can you fly an AV-4?"
Player: "Not yet, but I learn fast!"
-David Watson, (Cyberpunk18) [But not fast enough
-Ed]
"Look, I'm not stupid...[pause]...well..."
Chet Henderson, Mike Sanderson, (Star Wars16)
üMiss Carlton: "I object to being called a psychopathic murderer."
Mallory : "I don't."
Miss Carlton: "That's because you are!"
-Richard Lambert, John Nener, (Space:188928)
Mallory : "Stop shooting!"
Dr Markgate : "Why?"
Mallory : "I'm trying to parley!"
-John Nena, Mike Sanderson, (Space:188928)
Torag: "You're in deep shit, Jarad."
Jarad: "Don't you mean 'we'?"
Torag: "What's this 'we', paleface?"
-Andrew Boulton, Sean Rowan, (Psi World11)
Hans : "It's a blessing in disguise, I think."
Swift: "It's a very good disguise!"
-(Dark Brethren20)
"Of course he's inept - he hasn't done one ept thing since we met him!"
-Torag Glouch, Andrew Boulton, (Psi World11)
"MY NAME IS TIMOTHY...STOP LAUGHING!!"
-A demon, (RQ233)
"I think Bambi just exploded..."
-Alex Forest, Ben Drake, (Cyberpunk18)
Jack : "Worse things happen at sea."
Killer: "We are at sea!"
Jack : "Yes - that's what worries me!"
-Nick Ingham, Andrew Boulton, (Psi World11)
"I'm an American - I can be as smug as I like!"
-Lisa Mitchell, Jo Fay, (Brothers in the
Darkness13)
Lesek: "The end of the world is nigh!"
Fred : "Oh dear..."
-Steve Kearvell, John Walls, (Brothers in the
Darkness13)
"I have a feeling this could be dangerous..."
-Ernst, Graham Southern, (Brothers in the
Darkness13)
"He's keeping you alive long enough to kill you himself!"
-Nick Ingham, (Brothers in the Darkness 238)
"A dead arab probably conducts just as well as a live one."
-GM, (Psi World11)
"Now that would be embarrassing - found at the bottom of a swimming pool,
pinned under an oxygen tank, and drowned!"
-Sean Rowan, (Psi World11)
Player 1: "Hey, they're using the catapults to throw Dwarven
shock-troopers!"
Player 2: "What, you mean they're using live ammo?"
-(Warhammer32)
GM : "What are you doing?"
Player: "Huh? What did you say? Sorry, I was concentrating on the
alcohol..."
-Sean Rowan, (Psi World11)
"There's three of them, on their own..."
-Andrew Moreton, (Heads of State35)
"I've survived people trying to kill me twice now - I don't want to do it
again!"
-Simon "Chainsaw" Parkinson, (Cyberpunk31)
"It's not that I'm paranoid, it's just that I don't like assassins...even
if
they are off-duty..."
-Jaques, (Cyberpunk31)
"There are a lot of advantages to not having a head."
-Richard Lambert, (Cyberpunk31)
[Oh, yeah? Name one - Ed] [Lower target profile? -anon]
"We've got a problem - there's a guy back there calling himself Death..."
-Hans, (Dark Brethren20)
"I've paid for everything I've bought."
-Michael, Richard Lambert, (Cyberpunk31)
"If someone threatens me, I'm happy!"
-Gordon, Graham Cook, (Cyberpunk31)
"The rats around here are smarter than the PCs!"
-Simon "Chainsaw" Parkinson, (Cyberpunk31)
"Newton's Law would have been very different if someone had used a railgun
instead of an apple."
-Richard Lambert, (Cyberpunk31)
"It's fairly unlikely you've survived all this alive."
-Nick Ingham, (Psi World11)
Cliff Billing: "This is smart-chipped."
Eddie Curtis: "Yes - it's smarter than him now!"
-(Cyberpunk31)
"Up shit creek without a smartgun."
-Eddie Curtis, (Cyberpunk31)
"That huge shambling mound of tentacles behind you is DANGEROUS!"
-Graham Cook, (Cyberpunk31)
"There's just enough light to let you see how dark it is!"
-GM, (Psi World11)
Kelley: "Nerve gas is safer."
GM : "Than what?"
-Trevor Burbridge, (Traveller12)
"I've got Brawling skill, I've got surprise...I'm a turtle!"
-Dirk Eriksson, (Traveller12)
Killer: "What do you do if a driving instructor throws a grenade at you?"
Jarad : "Pull the pin out and throw it back!"
-Andrew Boulton, Sean Rowan, (Psi World11)
[Yes, that really happened! -Ed]
"You could have told me you were going to take us all by surprise!"
-NPC, (Psi World11)
"Sleeping's for wimps!"
-John Walls, (Brothers in the Darkness 238)
"Why should I trust her? She sacrificed my last character!"
-Nick Ingham, (Brothers in the Darkness 238)
"Okay, so there's 8 of us, we're hiding among the tombs, waiting for the
bad
guys to appear, and ten thousand
cultists have just come over the hill..."
-Jamal Ahmed, Nick Ingham, (Brothers in the
Darkness
238)
"Come and have a look - we've found something horrifying in the attic!"
-Hank Hunter, Graham Southern, (Brothers in the
Darkness13)
PC : "Do you want to be my friend?"
Adam: "No, fuck off!"
-???, Andrew Moreton, (Heads of State35)
"Hi, sword!"
-Adam, Andrew Moreton, (Heads of State35)
"But at least we've got Death on our side..."
-(Heads of State35)
PC 1: "There are some discrepancies in the graveyard."
PC 2: "I thought they were zombies..."
-(Heads of State35)
"We could call on The Powers That Maybe..."
-John Smith, Andrew Boulton, (Heads of State35)
PC 1: "Bottles of wine are the new currency..."
PC 2: "...an inflationary, and very pissed, economy..."
-(Heads of State35)
"If he goes to the police, he'll tell them the truth, and we can't have
that!"
-Franklain, Steve Bond, (Brothers in the
Darkness13)
PC 1: "Suppose it's cheating?"
PC 2: "Then we tell it it's cheating."
PC 3: "But it's a DEMON!"
-(Heads of State35)
Franklain: "You can't just murder everyone you come into contact with!"
Dave: "Why?"
-Steve Bond, Lee Bohan, (Brothers in the
Darkness13)
"As long as we have our throats with us we'll be okay."
-(Beansprout36)
Helin: "The Dwarves killed all my relatives!"
Gilda: "No they didn't, your auntie Flo lives just down the road from me.
Don't be so melodramatic!"
-Lee, ??, (Heads of State35)
"That's rather a long word for a grave-robber!"
-John Smith, Andrew Boulton, (Heads of State35)
"I'm an assassin...oops..."
-Adam, Andrew Moreton, (Heads of State35)
"You're definitely something much more than you seem - I can tell by the
way
you run away!"
-Gilda, (Heads of State35)
GM : "That's a long reply."
Yvonne: "No it's not - it's just got a lot of words in it!"
-(Heads of State35)
NPC : "It was a demon. Who did you think did it?"
Karl: "We thought it was a lot of wizards nailed together..."
-Andrew Boulton, (Heads of State35)
"I'm beginning to wonder what I am..."
-Edgar, Arthur, (Heads of State35)
Naimh: "Nobody ever said it was invisible."
Fred : "Well it looked pretty invisible to me!"
-Yvonne Barker, Pete Eaton, (Heads of State35)
Lonthar: "Maybe he likes landscape gardening."
GM : "Does he look like a landscape gardener?"
-Ed Allison, (Aftermath!10)
"Sex...violence...and Andy!"
-GM, (Heads of State35)
[Someone please explain that one! -Ed (Andy)]
"Arfle...garfle...vaseline..."
-Killer, Andrew Boulton, (Aftermath!10)
"You've just posted the plot!"
-Yvonne Barker, (Cyberpunk15)
"One's in a padded cell, the other's in a padded envelope..."
-Tim Kirk, (Cyberpunk15)
"You're in jail - you should be okay..."
-Madame Zora, Steve Bond, (Brothers in the
Darkness
238)
"All psychopaths are a little mad, aren't they?"
-Lotta Marchbank, (Legacy54)
"You're in it a lot deeper than us - all we have to do to get out of here
is
wake up!"
-David Witherspoon-Brown, David Corby, (Northland
of Dreams39)
John : "I'm not drinking much."
Clive: "I am!"
John : "I'm paranoid..."
Clive: "I'm paralytic!"
-Andrew Moreton, Sean Rowan, (Aftermath10)
"Look, I'm as respectable as you are, I've just got more dress sense..."
-Kaleb, Yvonne Barker, (TTYS42)
"If I wasn't dead, my credibility would never stand it..."
-Kaleb, Yvonne Barker, (TTYS42)
"Most of the dead people probably thought it wasn't near here, too..."
-John Denholm, (Night of Ice50)
"If it's the guy you're thinking of, there's two of him..."
-John Denholm, (Brothers in the Darkness 238)
"Don't worry, my friend is fully automatic..."
-Richard Dick, Grant Amey, (The Evil That Men
Do52)
Frederick: "Who's in charge here?"
Silanthea: "Why, you are, my dear!"
Frederick: "Take me to my deputies!"
-Pete Eaton, NPC, (Sudden Death43)
"Probably got a demon inside me...I usually have..."
-Frederick, Pete Eaton, (Sudden Death43)
"Why can't I just be dead? It'd all be a lot simpler..."
-Yavith, Ed Allison, (Sudden Death43)
"That's a bit too sentient for me..."
-Edgar, Arthur, (Sudden Death43)
"I've got no sense of humour, and my foot hurts..."
-John Hawkins, Andrew Moreton, (Aftermath!10)
"Well, I know I'm deranged!"
-Nick Jackson, (Outland53)
Jacob Trow: "Have you anything to tell me? About your future plans, for
example?"
Amanda : "We don't have any plans - we're making it up as we go along!"
-(Brothers in the Darkness 238)
"You see a look of sadistic pleasure cross where their faces aren't."
-GM, (Northland of Dreams39)
Doctor: "Meep!"
Tony : "Wibble?"
-NPC, Tim Kirk, (Psi World11)
"I don't know where my cabbage is...they've kidnapped my cabbage!"
-Andrew Boulton, (Psi World11)
"The cabbage is now unconscious."
-GM, (Psi World11)
[which got the obvious reply, "How do you tell the difference between a
conscious and an unconscious cabbage?" -Ed]
PC 1: "Well, we're buggered now!"
PC 2: "If we'd stuck to buggery, we'd be okay..."
-(Sudden Death43)
[!?!? -Ed]
Sir Bertie Basset: "He's an Arab! I'm telling you, they're all fucking
cultists!"
Van Helsing : "I knew an Arab once...he was a raving cultist..."
-Pete Eaton, Mark Earnshaw, (Call of Cthulhu44)
"Look, he's on the bridge, stark naked, hurling bits of console
around...is
that mad enough for you?"
-Bob McBob, Tim Ensor, (Something Horrible47)
"It would be like Godzilla getting a job as a marriage-guidance
councellor."
-Ariel, Pete, (Something Horrible47)
Callan: "We're in The Twilight Zone!"
Kaleb : "That's alright, most of them have happy endings."
Callan: "No they don't."
Kaleb : "Well, the colour ones do."
Callan: "EVERYONE'S WEARING BLACK AND WHITE!"
Kaleb : "Oh..."
-Andrew Boulton, Yvonne Barker, (TTHS46)
"I believe in pre-emptive revenge."
-Keran, Alex Stokes, (Sudden Death43)
NPC : "Greetings, noble knight. What is your quest?"
Sir Madog: "We seek the...err...whatsit of thingummy."
NPC : "I know nothing of this Whatsit of Thingummy of which you
speak..."
-Andrew Boulton, (Pendragon49)
"Ivan, you've just been out-machinated!"
-GM, (Raining in UV56)
"First will come the great baked bean flood. Then will come the great wind
to
cleanse the Earth."
-Darren Roberts, (Trust Me58)
"This had better be good..."
-Summoned Monster, (Brothers in the Darkness 238)
GM : "You find 4 R Doyles."
Dave Watson: "And 4 aren't?"
-(Raining in UV56)
"Shut up! You're talking sensibly, and we can't have that!"
-Ivan, (Catflap57)
"I'm nailing the bunny to the ground..."
-John Hawkins, Andrew Moreton, (Aftermath10)
"I'm not armed...[pause]...well, OK, I've got a chaingun..."
-KR1, Mark Lavery, (Aftermath10)
John: "I'm an optimist."
Sion: "No, you're just to stupid to realise when you're losing."
-Andrew Moreton, Alex Stokes, (Aftermath10)
"Everything was okay until we started summoning demons...but that wasn't
our
fault!"
-Deita, Tom Stradling, (Aftermath10)
Andrew Boulton